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Rhiannon, 16, I just run this dumb blog I guess

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop


italiq:

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

I did this at my new job and got fired

(Source: foxnewsofficial)


laroumme:

do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don’t matter

(Source: stay-ocean-minded)


billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”


hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

systemofadowny:

lol fag